Wizardoge is.

We are Trenton
kirk ain't got nothing on us.

Wizardoge is the patron saint of sigma.
Disciple of Temere.
The things he goes through will never be forgotten.

What?

  • Wizardoge is

    Apparently the most "crackable" member of sigma.

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Fuck You Charlie Brown

This is Homestuck, Oh god...

HELP I'm in courier new, I hate courier new so much. I'm gonna start saying things like "Sweet bro," and "Hella Jeff."

Trenton's misgivings:

Trenton may be racist, but at least he's not *checks paper* uhh, that's not what I meant??.... uhhh.... Here are your tabloids, don't ask me for anything ever again.

  • Wizardoge wants your attention

    Wizardoge wants your attention, as he is running for government as Jill Stein's Vice president in 2028. One time I hit a Jill Stein voter with my car, it was not malicious, just doing my part to further my agenda.

  • Wizardoge is HOMOPHOBIC

    Doge is actually SUPER HOMOPHOBIC, he hates all gay and trans people, an example of this is provided as an exerpt from the #politics channel in sigma, I cannot believe we constantly let him get away with his belligerent and malicious behavior.

  • He also can't read

    Doge is illiterate. That is all.

  • Have you been blocked by wizardoge?

    This guy loves blocking people for fun, actually it's just KATRINA so it's understandable. I really hope wizzo doesn't block me for this harmless joke.

This month's controversy:

He's done it again.

As time does, treton also marches on, progressing in age each passing second. Bleaker the reality we live in contiues to get.
Looking back, I know it all started when I heard "Department of Trenton."